I met a German Chriropractor. He was turning his back to me walking out the door of a malaysian bikini wax and tug run by soccer moms in construction hats. I told him he dropped something. #AllWhiteCrushedOreos
Apparently he paid to drop a deuce in a bikini while he tugs singing the theme song to: Welcome Back Kotter; Cher The Musical played by Caesar from Planet of The Apes;Star Trek New Generation edition in Wimax Surround sound with hologram vibrator stationary;to simulate thoughts of self gratification; which is nothing like porn with nipples in diaper commercials and breast milk bra commercials with no breasts in them by descrimination to nipples needing work in hollywood and theater for stand up routines that last shorter than your need to hear it under water on a shark cage and no shark as the irony of it is there would have been a shark but the cage was cheaper just to watch you die because it's been 4 minutes and you were only snorkeling in a kiddy pool
So I says: " eye guess we all win in the end because: "where else other than a Malaysian bikini wax and tug run by soccer moms wearing construction hats as you take a tug in a deuce kinda way?
#LookingAss
